Tour de Fat is a wacky, ridiculously enjoyable bicycle festival. It’s coming up this Saturday, May 31st and we want you there. Here’s the official 2014 Tour de Fat festival schedule: Overall Festival Schedule 10:00 a.m. — Bike Ride Registration opens 11:00 a.m. — Bike Ride leaves Yards Park 12:00 p.m. — Ride returns, Beers are tapped, and the Revival begins! 4:45 p.m. — Last Call 5:00 p.m. — Grand Finale Entertainment lineup: Revival Stage (main stage) 11:00 a.m. — Launch 12:00 p.m. — Fashion! (Best Costumes of the Tour de Fat) 12:20 p.m. — The Reals 1:30 p.m. — Slow Ride Race 2:30 p.m. — 1,000 Person Dance Contest 3:15 p.m. — Car for Bike Trade 3:30 p.m. — Lee Zimmerman The Puppet Guy 4:00 p.m. — Reggie Watts 5:00 p.m. — Finale Entertainment lineup: Side Stage 12:45 p.m. — The Handsome Little Devils 2:00 p.m. — Yo-Yo People 3:30 p.m. — Nigel Blackstorm We really hope to see you on Saturday, May 31st at the Tour de Fat. The bike ride leaves at 11am (so get there at 10am to get ready) and the beer and music start at Noon. The grand finale is at 5pm. Yards Park is located at 355 Water St SE, right next to the Nationals baseball stadium. RSVP on Facebook for the event and pre-register for the bike ride to save time. See you there!